Val: Mom! I just saw a cow cat!
Me: A cow cat?
Val: Yeah, you know, a cat with black and white on it like a cow.
Me: Oh! Yeah, cool!
Val, giggling: Mooooo-yow. That's what a cow cat would say.
Elaine: What does peaceful mean?
Me: Calm and quiet and relaxing.
Val: Just like the hot tub!