Superman and I were sitting on the couch, talking.
Superman, looking around: Did Elaine just flush the toilet?
Superman: Do we know why?
Val comes running: Mommy! Daddy! I think Elaine just flushed a toy but I can't tell because it's all flushed already.
I arrive on scene and find Elaine methodically washing her hands.
Me: Elaine did you flush the toilet?
Elaine, expressionless: Yup.
Me: Did you go potty?
Elaine, stoically: Nope.
The world may never know. Hopefully. Because if we did know, that would mean the toilet would have problems. And we don't want that.