Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love

Superman, announcing to all of us: I love my beautiful girls.

Elaine, promptly: No. I'm pretty.

Superman, smiling: Oh pardon me; I love my pretty Elaine.

Val, not one to be left out: And I'm wonderful!

Superman: OK. You're wonderful.

Superman, joking, to me: Have I created a couple of monsters?

Me, chuckling: I don't think this kind of daddy-loving-his-girls monster could ever get out of hand.