Friday, October 29, 2010

The problem of uncles

Scene: Superman is napping on the recliner.


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Superman, startling: Heeeey. What are you doing?


Val: I licked my finger and put it in your ear.


Superman: Why? That's gross.


Val: Because that's how you wake someone up.


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This story brought to you in part by... TAB, never one to forsake his duties as an uncle.

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