Val, cheerily with purse and dolls in hand, to nobody in particular: "OK! I'm ready to go to Discovery Kingdom now. Byeeee!"
Superman, amused: "You can't go to Discovery Kingdom, silly girl. It doesn't open for two more months."
Val, exasperated: "DAAAD. I'm just pretending."
Superman didn't understand what she had said so after I interpreted we both just about died laughing. Val's tone was so annoyed, like, OMG Dad, are you for real? You REALLY think I'm going to go to Discovery Kingdom right now? Good grief. You're so naive.