Superman and I have been living at my parents house for the past two weeks. Uh, and so have our girls. Obviously.
Tonight at dinner we all were discussing the placement of an under-floor vent (to the exterior) in my parents' house. Superman pointed out that it was placed in a location that didn't make sense, structurally. TAB wandered by and happened to catch the last part of the conversation which involved windows and trimmers and king studs. And, because he's a property claims adjuster, he wanted to know more.
TAB (curiously): Is there something wrong with our king stud?
My father (characteristically): No, I'm doing just fine, thanks.