Me, smelling something vile: Val did you poop?
Val, matter-of-factly: Yeah. Sit potty now.
Me, checking her diaper: Sweetie it's too late to sit on the potty. You already pooped. Come on, let's get you a new diaper.
Val: No thank you, Mommy.
Um, what?!?!?
At least she's polite...Jonah prefers to act as though I'm stealing his soul everytime I need to change him. Nooooooo he ays, nnnnoooooo wannnaa changanappppyyyy: This is when people are swooning because of the stench... Come back, Neen, all is forgiven!
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