You know you're a mom when the baby spits up on you and by the time you're able to change your shirt (the fact that you even remembered to is astounding) it's dried and doesn't show at all. And so you don't change because why add to the already out-of-control laundry situation? It's not like you've showered today anyhow.
I don't recommend potty training a toddler if there is a screaming newborn involved. But here we are.
I don't think I can even pretend to have it all together any more.