To the gentleman with the blue truck who parked next to me at Winco,
Thank you oh so very much for puffing huge clouds of cigarette smoke directly into my path and then starting up your atmosphere-polluting truck and driving away. You left my daughter and I in such a cloud of irritants that she coughed so hard she threw up. Thank you so much for your consideration of those around you.
A thousand dirty looks,
Your fellow atmosphere inhabitant