Sunday, August 19, 2007

Mayo

"Did you buy this?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"It was on sale."

"I hate Kraft mayonnaise.  Listen to it. It squishes."

*He inserts a knife into the jar upon which I hear a normal mayo sound and continue to stare blankly at him.*

"You can't hear that!?! Yeah. That's disgusting. Actually, the best mayo I ever had was the Smart and Final brand."

Just when I think I'm beginning to know the man...

2 comments:

  1. he's right... we have Kraft mayo and it does squish. now I can't eat it because that fact has been pointed out to me. :oP

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  2. You might be interested in making your own mayo. I don't like the stuff, but have made it in the blender...

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