Since my mother has a habit of writing limericks for momentous occasions I present to you one I'll call...
"Goodbye HP, Hello Hammock!"
There once was a guy I call dad
who worked for a living... not bad
Except for today
his very last day
An early retirement - we're glad!
After almost thirty years of work for Hewlett Packard my father has finally earned the right to sit at home and do nothing for as long as he wants.