Monday, May 28, 2007

Beckology

MOUTHOLOGY

Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Sweet 'N Spicy French

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: In 'N Out

: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Chevy's or Kazan (sushi!)


Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: Usually about 20%, especially if they refill Superman's drink promptly, which takes some work.


Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Burritos. They're so versatile. Put anything in a tortilla and boom - burrito.


Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Pineapple and ham


Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter and homemade jam of some sort. Strawberry sounds good.


Q: What is your favorite type of gum?
A: Mint


TECHNOLOGY

Q: Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A: My cell phone is dead because I left the charger at my parents' house. I'd guess at least fifty.

Q: Number of contacts in your email address book?
A: 87. But I keep inadvertently deleting my contacts when I reinstall Windows on my computer and forget to back up my address book. So at one point there were many many more.


Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Boring green field and clouds from Windows. Haven't gotten around to customizing it after reinstalling Windows.


Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: Zero. But we have slingbox access...


BIOLOGY

Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Mostly right, but can write backwards with either hand.

Q: What’s your best physical feature?
A: This is NOT the time in my life to ask me this question. My pinky toe. Because it doesn't seem to change as much as the rest of me these days.


Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: Yes. Two wisdom teeth and two staples and the odd splinter. Oh yeah, a baby, heh.


Q: Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A: Hearing or smell. Both are pretty perceptive.


Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: I have a cavity at this very moment.


Q: What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A: The full laundry hamper.


Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: No. I have had the wind knocked out of me several times. Mostly from falling out of swings or off trampolines.


BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: No thank you.

Q: Is love for real?
A: In my reality it is.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: I like my name.


Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: BLUE! But perhaps that's because it's my favorite.


Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: Oh probably.

Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A: Not that I know of.

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: Not that I know of. Speak up if you have.

DAREOLOGY

Q: Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000.
A: Sure. At 2 am or some other time at which onlookers are at a minimum and the sun is not shining.

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: I kiss my baby daughter every day. Where's my money?


Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: Absolutely not. But my work does have accidental dismemberment insurance of some sort. Don't think it's 200 grand though.


Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: Heck no.


Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Heck no.


Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Perhaps. Over the course of a week.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Never. And what kind of question is this anyhow?

Q: Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: I already did that! Money please!


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I'm not wearing pockets.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I consider it an "okay" movie.


Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both. Both are very worn and in need of refinishing/replacement.


Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: The only time I can recall sitting in the shower is while I was in labor.


Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Certainly.


Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: At least two. Possibly more.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Hayward, California

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I was pulled over ON MY BIRTHDAY because I lacked a license plate on the front of my car. Because SOMEONE deemed it uncessary to install. Humph. I showed him.


Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: "Successful" wife and mother, in that order.


Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: What is this "top 8" of which you speak? I shall randomly say Jenny, because I've been thinking about her frequently over the past few days.


LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Joy

Q: Last person you called?
A: My mommy.


Q: Person you hugged?
A: My baby.

FAVOURITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 13

Q: Color?
A: Blue.

Q: Season?
A: Summer


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Not particularly.

Q: Mood?
A: Snappy.


Q: Listening to?
A: The keys as I type.


Q: Watching?
A: Baby Kate


Q: Worrying about?
A: My lack of success in the wife and mother department.


RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To change a diaper at 4 am

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Hmm... I guess I can wait to do a lot of things. Nothing springs to mind.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Flushed Away


Q: Do you smile often?
A: Not really.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Not really. =)

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Scrutinize my eyes to assess the pink eye status, then wash my hands and nurse my baby before going to bed.

1 comment:

  1. Great survey! I like you even better now.

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