I know I'm still flabby around my waist but I pulled out my pre-pregnancy jeans because I thought I'd be able to squeeze into them. I did squeeze into them. I pulled them on just fine. But I couldn't button them because of my hips.
My hips! Have gotten wider! If that's even possible! Apparently so.
Newsflash, Beck: having babies usually results in the rearrangement of the mother's anatomy.
My brain knew this in advance but I failed to translate the knowledge into the comprehension that I actually might have to go out and buy new jeans. My hips will never be the same again. Which is sad because finding jeans that fit me well was difficult to begin with.