You are not going to believe what I just did. I can hardly believe what I just did.
My belly button ring. It's back in. Nevermind that my belly button is still an outie (hellooooo, baby is gooooone now...) or that my tummy is covered with stretch marks or that I still have a remnant poochiness.
Forget all that. I am supersexy. I have a belly button ring.
*cue my mother rolling her eyes*
I swear this is true. No April foolishness.